Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Interpreting the Omens at One L Orientation

 
“We have this language of the omens, the language of the signs. It is an alphabet that is directed to us.” –Paulo Coelho

The Alchemist, Paulo Coelho’s classic fable, tells the story of a young Andalusian shepherd named Santiago. After having a particularly vivid recurring dream, Santiago visits a gypsy woman to have the dream interpreted. When the gypsy insists that the shepherd travel to Egypt to find his treasure, he is dubious. But then a wise old man approaches Santiago, instructing him to follow his dream and interpret the omens around him. The next day, Santiago sells all of his sheep and embarks on a journey across Africa.

Settling in at NYU last week to attend the law school’s orientation, I couldn’t help but think of Santiago. Everywhere I went there were omens. It began on Tuesday when a magnitude 5.8 earthquake rocked the East Coast. Standing in my ten-by-eleven D’Agostino cell, I held onto my desk for dear life as I waited for the sudden vertigo to pass. I must be losing it, I thought to myself. I’ve been in the city for less than 24 hours and I’m already having a breakdown. Eventually I regained my balance, and a few minutes later 546 Facebook status updates reassured me that mine was not the only world to shake. I tried to brush the episode off, but a few hours later, just seconds after having my student ID photo snapped a fire alarm blared loudly. The fire department evacuated Vanderbilt Hall, forcing me to wait across the street for a half-hour before receiving my ID. It was a minor inconvenience, but experiencing the largest East Coast earthquake since 1944 a day before the start of orientation? Not a good omen.

NYU Law BooksThankfully, the rest of the day passed without incident. When I visited the NYU Bookstore on Wednesday, a dazed expression swept over my face as I stared up at the stacks upon stacks of tomes and casebooks, many of them authored by my new professors. Once again I suddenly felt dizzy, but this time shifting tectonic plates were not to blame. Accepting the reality that I am now a law student, I slowly scoured the shelves for my books. I left the store nearly $800 poorer, but I do have some nice light reading (and a new coffee mug!) to show for it.

Envisioning two hours of awkward forced bonding, I was wary of the section mixer on Wednesday night. In retrospect, I should have gone prepared with some really creative answers to the requisite Four Questions: Where are you from? Where did you do your undergrad? Where are you living? And, what kind of law do you want to study? Luckily I met a bunch of interesting people and enjoyed the event, even partaking in a few real life conversations.

On Thursday morning the omens struck again. After my alarm disrupted my slumber at the ungodly hour of 8:00 a.m., I dragged myself into the bathroom. I twisted the shower knob and began to brush my teeth as I waited for the water to heat up. Spitting out my toothpaste, I stuck my hand beneath the showerhead. Still cold. It’s early, I thought. Maybe it will take a few minutes. But a few minutes passed with no signs of heat. If anything, the water felt icier each time I tested it. Not wanting to hog the bathroom from my roommate, and unwilling to meet my colleagues in my present state, I gritted my teeth and hopped in. Despite frantically washing and scrubbing as quickly as humanly possible, the shower was still my most brutal in recent memory. The message was loud and clear: Your life is miserable now. Get used to it.

The day quickly improved, thanks in large part to the free coffee that NYU so graciously provided us throughout the morning. In the afternoon I met my 30-student Lawyering section, a remarkable group that includes a Ph.D. holder, a certified yoga instructor, and an ordained rabbi. We had a fairly heated debate about a hypothetical situation involving Angelina Jolie, a moped, and a statue of an army tank. I guess you had to be there. At our “brown bag” lunch, I was pleasantly surprised to receive a gluten-free alternative to the provided sandwiches, and got to explain to everyone how I’m special and get special treatment from the school and all of that. It’s just one of the perks of being a celiac.

Prepare For a PoundingBy Friday the hot water had returned, but a dark cloud hung over the day’s events as the school and city made preparations for Hurricane Irene. NYU’s advisory emails began pouring in before the first drop of rain, instructing us to (among other things) keep our Venetian blinds closed. Indeed, things seemed dire. On Saturday morning my roommate went so far as to evacuate the premises in search of drier lands. After fighting through crowds at the grocery and liquor stores, I hunkered down in my apartment, took one last look at civilization, shut the blinds and waited.
Hurricane Irene
Despite temporarily converting the concrete jungle into a ghost town, the storm certainly did not live up to the hype. From what I gathered none of the NYU Law community was greatly affected, and on Monday our events proceeded as scheduled. A tornado really would have capped off my first week in the city quite nicely, but I think we were all pleased to avoid any more natural disasters.

With the conclusion of orientation, my colleagues and I now embark on a three-year exploration of the law. Like Santiago, we all hope this journey leads to some great treasure, whether monetarily or otherwise rewarding. Although the omens this week were not always so bright, Irene’s mild outcome leaves me hopeful that our collective anxiety of what lies ahead is ultimately unfounded. But if law school really does become as horrible as some of us fear, just remember that we could always take another cue from Santiago: sell our sheep and flee to Africa.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Outside Lands Music & Arts Festival



This weekend I went to California to visit my sister and to attend the Outside Lands Music & Arts Festival. San Francisco is filled with some, uh, interesting people to begin with…but throw in nearly 70,000 festival-goers (many of them loyal Phish “phans” following the festival’s headlining band) and suddenly people-watching reaches a whole new level of entertainment. A number of attendees seized the opportunity to wear full-body animal costumes. Or maybe they were just doing it for warmth. Combine temperatures dropping into the 50s with a steady ocean breeze flowing through Golden Gate Park and you’ve got all the makings of a chilly festival.

The Shins revealed that their new album is coming in 2012.
But luckily, after a cloudy opening day, on
Saturday and Sunday the weather was amazing. I saw many, many bands this weekend. In addition to Phish, the three-day event was headlined by Muse and Arcade Fire; roughly 100 other acts performed on four stages and inside a DJ dome across the festival grounds. I liked basically everything that I saw, but the most memorable acts (aside from the headliners, and in no particular order) were Little Dragon, Ellie Goulding, The Black Keys, Paper Diamond, The Shins, Girl Talk, Lotus, STS9, Major Lazer and Foster the People. I think I finished a marathon just walking to all of the stages.

Between shows, there were plenty of opportunities to unwind. Thanks to a rather loose interpretation of “medicinal use”, California is on another level when it comes to laid-back living. It goes without saying that the festival was no exception. Also, the Wine Lands tent featured tastings from over thirty local wineries, many of them start-ups from the Sonoma and Napa valleys. My favorites were Hobo, Palmina, and Banshee, which not only offered quality products but also doled out rather generous ‘one-ounce’ pours.

Girl Talk's finale = mind-blowing.

In keeping with the city’s rich street food culture, there were a staggering number of culinary options to offer “a taste of the Bay Area Restaurants”. With one area of the park designated as Food Truck Forest and yet another Choco Lands, there really was something for everyone…yup, even the gluten-free. Before the festival, I inquired via email about what options I would have within the park. One of the event coordinators responded that the festival was “replete with seafood”, specified a gluten-free cookie vendor, and also mentioned a potential gluten-free pizza vendor. Inside, I found GF peanut butter cookies at Brad Roth’s Choco Lands concession, but the wheat-less pizza was nonexistent. Maybe next year. Given such a large group of attendees, I was impressed that my email garnered a response at all.


Safe to say a lot of people saw Foster the People.
Getting out of the park via public transportation was a nightmare. On Friday night, as our semi-full train pulled into each overcrowded station along Judah Street, our conductor instructed passengers to crowd the doors and not allow any additional people to board. I guess she was in a hurry…if this had happened in Seoul or Beijing, there would have been riots. Even being fortunate enough to get on a train, it took us nearly three hours to reach Palo Alto (a 45-minute drive by comparison). So the logistics could definitely use some work. But all in all, the Outside Lands festival is a great synthesis of music, art, food, and people in one of America’s most colorful cities.

The audience sang so loud that Foster the People stopped and let them handle Pumped Up Kicks:

DJ/Producer Paper Diamond played a lot of new material. Samples from three new tracks:
 

...and his dubstep remix of Kanye West's Power:

The Shins played a great set on Friday night. Here are samples from five songs:
 

And finally, Girl Talk's finale on Saturday night:

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Midsummer Report

Hey world. It took a while, but I have finally recovered from reverse-culture shock. As far as I can tell, since I left there’s been some progress toward a gluten-free America. More and more restaurants are implementing gluten-free options, and the diet is gaining a lot of mainstream attention.

Poolside office...can't complain.
Although I’ve been unemployed, the last two months have been rather busy. I’ve thrown myself headfirst into writing a proposal for a book about my life experience over the last 2+ years (noticing the first signs of celiac disease, visiting doctors for nearly 10 months, getting properly diagnosed, figuring out the gluten-free diet and traveling around Asia, finally healthy again). Writing a book is a daunting task; in college, I actively avoided any writing-intensive courses. I was a statistics major by design. Not to say that I didn’t enjoy writing – I just enjoy writing much more when it is on my own terms. That being said, I’ve realized my writing needs a lot of work, so I’ve attended a few literary workshops. If all goes according to plan, I’ll finish a book proposal by the end of the summer, send a copy to every literary agent and publishing house I can get an address for, and start receiving rejection letters mid-Autumn.

Is it strange that I actually enjoy coding?
Also, this summer I learned just enough HTML, CSS, and JavaScript code to write this website. And by “learned”, I mean, “stole and manipulated source code from the Internet”, but you get the idea…it’s still pretty time consuming. The site is still a work in progress so please bear with me.

I’ve edited a series of short videos, GFNOMAD: Asia. Most of the episodes have nothing to do with gluten but instead show some of my more memorable travel experiences. The episodes are all roughly two minutes long and the entire "season" will only take up about 15 minutes of your time.

The beer you can't get in stores.
I’m in the process of brewing a batch of gluten-free beer, made with sorghum and honey. It’s a hobby I picked up last summer after I was diagnosed. If you must follow a gluten-free diet and were previously a beer drinker, I highly recommend homebrewing. It's a fairly simple process as long as you can read directions and know how to tell time. And if you're in the habit of drinking Redbridge and cider all of the time, homemade beer is a nice change-up. I’m forever grateful to the good people at Homebrewer’s Outpost, who make it easy to do-it-yourself with their Gluten-Free Brew Kits.

The first gluten free t-shirt you ever wore...
So, things are happening here at the GFNomad Headquarters. I hope everyone is enjoying the summer as much as I am. In three weeks, I will be moving to Greenwich Village to begin my studies at NYU School of Law. I will be writing for the Student Life Blog, but will make an effort to keep things updated here as I explore the gluten-free heaven that is New York City. One last thing…I'm selling “Mo’ Gluten, Mo’ Problems” t-shirts for $16.99 plus the cost of shipping. It's my fallback plan in case the whole law school thing doesn’t pan out. I'm just kidding...I think.